I Don't Wanna Wait...

Now that we have all seen Katie's three month (ahem) bump, GGC would like to bust out the cigars for the ladies of Dawson's Creek, both soon to reproduce thanks to two gay men!





One who plays one in the movies...













....and one who thinks he has us fooled.













Let's discuss for a moment: The Holmes/Cruise baby. My husband is convinced it's a publicity stunt and that her bulge is a fake. He is 100% sure that she will miscarry and the world will mourn the missing link by attending MI:3. This is my husband's theory and not necessarily mine. I have no idea what to make of it all. To tell you the truth, it all kind of bores me. Tom Cruise has always struck me as lame, even before his Katie Holmes stunt and now he's just double-lame. Er, more like infinity-lame.

I assume you all have been trying to come to terms with a certain side-of-her-mouth talker's "term", so please take a moment to partake in the very first CBH poll:

Whose baby is Katie Holmes carrying?

A.She is carrying the equivalent to the Scientologists' messiah. The virgin birth of holy science. Special.
B. Dave Chapelle's. He didn't go crazy and move to South Africa. He is being held in a cell in Tom Cruise's pool house, knocking up Scientology newbies as initiation.
C. The ghost of L. Ron Hubbard. It's a miracle!!! (hence the seven month bulge at three months.) Who looks like that at three months? Puulease.
D. Nobody's baby. Her bump is merely a mediocre makeup job c/o the special effects alumnus of Battlefield Earth. The pregnancy isn't real. She will miscarry
E. Tom Cruise's, Duh!? All this publicity is making me batty. Leave the happy couple alone!!!


Now, if you will please lock in your votes...

GGC