tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post115579190569823228..comments2023-11-02T07:53:45.876-07:00Comments on Girl's Gone Child: (Another) Two-Sided Poo-Poo Haiku for YOU!GIRL'S GONE CHILDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07130764109593048451noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-68361651835173840542007-05-08T06:03:00.000-07:002007-05-08T06:03:00.000-07:00The first time at homeNervously changing her bumFl...The first time at home<BR/>Nervously changing her bum<BR/>Flies past my face. Splat!<BR/><BR/>I knew nothing of parenting, 22 and confidently inept, I brought my new babe home from the hospital after a traumatic birth. Mom was there and showed me how to lift her legs, and well, when I did it there was some mustard-yellow explosion that coated the adjacent wall. A slow-mo camera shot might have wiped away my temporary confusion; the poo appeared on the wall so quickly it took a moment to realize what had happened. And yes, my hand was also covered in mustard-yellow newborn baby poo.Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11531153805047794638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156156220201772042006-08-21T03:30:00.000-07:002006-08-21T03:30:00.000-07:00Well, I've never had it *thrown* at me... but the ...Well, I've never had it *thrown* at me... but the daughter (the older one) used to love painting the walls and the floor and the bed and the toys and whatever else she could get her hands on with it when she was a toddler. Wtf is so appealing about smearing poop allover the place? Blergh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156084455496263512006-08-20T07:34:00.000-07:002006-08-20T07:34:00.000-07:00Oh my god, hilarious, and frightening...Oh my god, hilarious, and frightening...Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02667140531327670081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156002511278056152006-08-19T08:48:00.000-07:002006-08-19T08:48:00.000-07:00Lots of poo needs outDiaper off - I give a pushIt'...Lots of poo needs out<BR/>Diaper off - I give a push<BR/>It's on mommy nowChristinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07345875955750219033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155940201545113632006-08-18T15:30:00.000-07:002006-08-18T15:30:00.000-07:00Whoat. I've never been poop slapped. The worst s...Whoat. I've never been poop slapped. The worst story I have is that my husband showed Baby the contents of her diaper while he was babysitting her and explained to her in detail what she was seeing. So now several times a day, she'll say, "I have green poo poo" to whomever is around. Ugh...Suburban Turmoilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14788867412080827567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155927735188472522006-08-18T12:02:00.000-07:002006-08-18T12:02:00.000-07:00beware shooting poonearly missing gramma's hairfun...beware shooting poo<BR/>nearly missing gramma's hair<BR/>funny, but still gross<BR/><BR/>(a tale from foo's first week of life)<BR/><BR/>mwah.<BR/><BR/>talk about a bitchslap, tho.BITE MY COOKIEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10861685660549332518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155920103926417912006-08-18T09:55:00.000-07:002006-08-18T09:55:00.000-07:00Warm squishy brown stuffsmeared all over Mama's ar...Warm squishy brown stuff<BR/>smeared all over Mama's arms<BR/>finger painting...yay!Namitohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06476552972162497517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155869683674044302006-08-17T19:54:00.000-07:002006-08-17T19:54:00.000-07:00I grab at my pooHands clutch wet turdMy mother scr...I grab at my poo<BR/>Hands clutch wet turd<BR/>My mother screams<BR/><BR/>I grab at her poo<BR/>Bad Siamese cat<BR/>Dirty with cling-onHer Bad Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155866733384153042006-08-17T19:05:00.000-07:002006-08-17T19:05:00.000-07:00I just did a whole post on poo. My eight month ol...I just did a whole post on poo. My eight month old baby freaks out and trys to roll over every time I change his diaper. Once I get him settled down he starts grabbing down there and trying to spread the joy around. Fun times!Awesome Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03523320907836876707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155863143499065762006-08-17T18:05:00.000-07:002006-08-17T18:05:00.000-07:00I wish I had a catchy poem, but alas my little one...I wish I had a catchy poem, but alas my little one is now pooping on the potty. Just know that one day he won't be flinging poo anymore.Stacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00753648076473629206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155846170125007432006-08-17T13:22:00.000-07:002006-08-17T13:22:00.000-07:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAThese are amazing! Keep em coming, p...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA<BR/><BR/>These are amazing! Keep em coming, people.GIRL'S GONE CHILDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07130764109593048451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155845575532586702006-08-17T13:12:00.000-07:002006-08-17T13:12:00.000-07:00Wee babe bunged upDo I have to pull it out?Nothing...Wee babe bunged up<BR/>Do I have to pull it out?<BR/>Nothing helps her.<BR/><BR/>Toddler is potty trained!<BR/>But husband leaves a note,<BR/>"Check feet for poo."<BR/><BR/>Double Ick.ms bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06997925420763913039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155835488638242752006-08-17T10:24:00.000-07:002006-08-17T10:24:00.000-07:00I strain in the bathI want to see some bubblesbut ...I strain in the bath<BR/>I want to see some bubbles<BR/>but i get a toyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14459235368464733306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155832617646469392006-08-17T09:36:00.000-07:002006-08-17T09:36:00.000-07:00damn...totally screwed that up.How about it we cha...damn...totally screwed that up.<BR/><BR/>How about it we change the last line to..<BR/><BR/>"With a poo coating"?SuperWifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02856384425069616224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155832517432136172006-08-17T09:35:00.000-07:002006-08-17T09:35:00.000-07:00My younger sisterWas more photogenicOnce poo-coate...My younger sister<BR/>Was more photogenic<BR/>Once poo-coated...<BR/><BR/>(Or so I'm told. I was too little to remember actually doing it to her. Keeps her in line, though. Even forty years later! Don't make make pop a poo on you!)SuperWifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02856384425069616224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155832002543392192006-08-17T09:26:00.000-07:002006-08-17T09:26:00.000-07:00My personal poop story is a year old now, but I th...My personal poop <A HREF="http://elevatedumbrella.blogspot.com/2005/08/some-unbelievable-shit.html" REL="nofollow">story</A> is a year old now, but I think it is rather timeless. Enjoy.merseydoteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12805416415027353836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155829108262915152006-08-17T08:38:00.000-07:002006-08-17T08:38:00.000-07:00Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahaha! Smooth. Very smooth...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahaha! Smooth. Very smooth.GIRL'S GONE CHILDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07130764109593048451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155822096718132002006-08-17T06:41:00.000-07:002006-08-17T06:41:00.000-07:00Poo squishy to touch.Cannot keep my fingers outGoo...Poo squishy to touch.<BR/>Cannot keep my fingers out<BR/>Good paint substitute.Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612468442701491963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155819186517651232006-08-17T05:53:00.000-07:002006-08-17T05:53:00.000-07:00I grunt and I push.Constipation's just no funNeith...I grunt and I push.<BR/>Constipation's just no fun<BR/>Neither are prunes. Sigh.Mom101https://www.blogger.com/profile/15468524489744839899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1155803592400814052006-08-17T01:33:00.000-07:002006-08-17T01:33:00.000-07:00I walked into my son's room one day when he was su...I walked into my son's room one day when he was supposed to be sleeping, only to find his cot, his clothing, his sheets, the walls, covered in poo. <BR/><BR/>This happened about four times. I thought I'd broken the habit. Today he walked up to me with his hand covered in poo that he'd pulled out of his nappy. Gah, the gag reflex has kicked in...Blergh!My floathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17002186548335132157noreply@blogger.com