tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post115942424289229776..comments2023-11-02T07:53:45.876-07:00Comments on Girl's Gone Child: One Shit WonderGIRL'S GONE CHILDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07130764109593048451noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159904657476069562006-10-03T12:44:00.000-07:002006-10-03T12:44:00.000-07:00Nope. NEVER! He will poop in his pants for ETERNIT...Nope. NEVER! He will poop in his pants for ETERNITY!!! *cackle, cackle*GIRL'S GONE CHILDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07130764109593048451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159823272604296762006-10-02T14:07:00.000-07:002006-10-02T14:07:00.000-07:00You can't be bothered to potty train your son?You can't be bothered to potty train your son?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159565473062975032006-09-29T14:31:00.000-07:002006-09-29T14:31:00.000-07:00He's a perfectionist, Mama!!My youngest didn't spe...He's a perfectionist, Mama!!<BR/><BR/>My youngest didn't speak a word until he was 3. Then he opened his mouth and spoke an entire sentence, perfectly intelligible, and gramatically correct. Like you, I screamed. I suspected he could talk long before he did. I think he just wanted to make sure he could do it right before making his public debut. <BR/><BR/>I think Archer has the same thing in mind. One day, he's going to get up and dance a jig. :?)Blog Antagonisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09378330862349859998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159563428387491872006-09-29T13:57:00.000-07:002006-09-29T13:57:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10232672093956344198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159554065925303142006-09-29T11:21:00.000-07:002006-09-29T11:21:00.000-07:00Ahhhh...the things we mothers find to talk about.I...Ahhhh...the things we mothers find to talk about.<BR/><BR/>I despise people who say "mess" too. My racist stepfather used to say (about my then diaper-wearing children,) "I think he/she messed his/her diaper." Whenever he used to say that I was dying to yell at him, "Well, then get off your racist, hate-filled ass and change it!"<BR/><BR/>Once my mother and I left my baby daughter with him for a couple of hours to go see a movie, and while in his care she "messed" her diaper, so he actually called the neighbor lady across the street to come over and change it. I shit you not.S.T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06609421452596422823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159550338804163262006-09-29T10:18:00.000-07:002006-09-29T10:18:00.000-07:00The obvious squatting and red, grunting, concentra...The obvious squatting and red, grunting, concentrated face always cracked me up. But Pumpkinpie would do that right in the middle of the living room, so we always knew to change her. And then later, she started shouting, "Change my diaper!" (or variant, "Change my bum!") Helpful thing, she'd even scamper off to the gate at the bottom of the stairs.kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159544545041111722006-09-29T08:42:00.000-07:002006-09-29T08:42:00.000-07:00I have to poop nowMust find a good hiding placeGru...I have to poop now<BR/>Must find a good hiding place<BR/>Grunting equals good<BR/><BR/>Is Mama looking?<BR/>No, time is now to go poop<BR/>Now where's that wet wipe?<BR/><BR/>Ah, you started something with the poop haikus. I can't help myself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159543055479297692006-09-29T08:17:00.000-07:002006-09-29T08:17:00.000-07:00That's hilarious! Lil is a stealth pooper, if it ...That's hilarious! Lil is a stealth pooper, if it weren't for the smell I would never know it was happening. <BR/><BR/>Last week when I had a cold poor thing was poopy and I didn't even know, because of my lack of smell. Oops.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159542609620633342006-09-29T08:10:00.000-07:002006-09-29T08:10:00.000-07:00you mean he goes off and does "his doody!" ecgyou mean he goes off and does "his doody!" ecgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159541549804905572006-09-29T07:52:00.000-07:002006-09-29T07:52:00.000-07:00Sylvie does this too. If I look at her she gives m...Sylvie does this too. If I look at her she gives me her 'dirty look' and screams 'go away' hahahah!Kellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11608353600377892342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159538362882547892006-09-29T06:59:00.000-07:002006-09-29T06:59:00.000-07:00My daughter always does her daily poop during her ...My daughter always does her daily poop during her afternoon nap. Which means potty training is going to be a bitch, because she always poops in private when she's asleep. How do I teach awareness of that?Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07345875955750219033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159533761519188692006-09-29T05:42:00.000-07:002006-09-29T05:42:00.000-07:00HA - I love it. Lydia does the same thing. She goe...HA - I love it. Lydia does the same thing. She goes off to another room and I can hear it - the grunts. Poor thing. But at least I am ready and prepared when it happens - instead of being surprised by the smell.braiding mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04845891446407661946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159530931677958122006-09-29T04:55:00.000-07:002006-09-29T04:55:00.000-07:00Step one: defecation awareness.Step two: Potty (er...Step one: defecation awareness.<BR/>Step two: Potty (er, shit) training. <BR/><BR/>It's not as far off as you may think. My kids trained late, but that's because I have extremely strong willed kids. (as in, I know you want me to so I'm not going to strong willed) But it's not unheard of for some kids to train at two. Follow his lead and you won't go wrong. Good luck!Blog Antagonisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09378330862349859998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159515136984893712006-09-29T00:32:00.000-07:002006-09-29T00:32:00.000-07:00I thought Isaiah was the only kid that did this......I thought Isaiah was the only kid that did this... he goes and hides under the dining table in the crouch-grunt-peek-to-see-if-you're-looking thing as well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1159505530397027312006-09-28T21:52:00.000-07:002006-09-28T21:52:00.000-07:00My little brother would do the same thing - except...My little brother would do the same thing - except he would hide behind a giant potted plant and scream bloody murder if anyone dared to look at him.Bringing Up Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15920894113048013881noreply@blogger.com