Sometimes the only way to deal with a kid who hates getting dressed in the morning is to clothe him the night before. Behold:
...That afternoon, after picking Archer up from school, I announced our new rule.
"Tonight, you're going to wear your clothes to bed, okay? Because these tantrums are breaking me and there's absolutely no reason for them."
"Alright, Mommy," he said.
I was skeptical but optimistic. Please let this work. Please let this work. Please let this work.