Chapter Ten: Velvet Tits, I Can't Resist


Stoked to be reading books in front of Velvet Jesus and Velvet Stripper-tits at Powell's Portland.

Powell's Books was awesome. Thank you all so much for coming. I was overwhelmed by the amount of faces in the audience. Best end to a book tour ever. And seriously, how delicious are BMC's cookies? 

Dana and I were supposed to get up early and edit together some vids but girl's so busy hustling for the re-opening of her cafe, she'll have to finish those babies tonight without me. Stay tuned. In the meantime, I'm off to tackle my boys, I am. Woohoo!

Thank you for letting me bore you all with roadie-details and promotional linkage. I promise we'll be back to regularly scheduled programming soon. As in, tomorrow. 

And that's my time... 

The End.

GGC

13 comments:

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | 1:39 PM

Wow. You bought some of that art, right? Because it is classy.

nonlineargirl | 2:31 PM

I enjoyed meeting you and listening to you read (even if I was a little distracted by the velvet kiss painting behind you).

Whit | 2:46 PM

Looks like Jesus can't resist them either.

I have a velvet Elvis (fat with a tear!) hanging above my bar area. That's how I roll.

lildb | 4:28 PM

Kiss and the drugs velveties immediately behind and above you kept drawing me in.

despite that, it was lovely to hear you read. :)

and stuff.

xoxo

Anonymous | 5:10 PM

that big boobed velvet lady looks like scarlett!! you are going to go back and look at it and say "oh my god it does!!"

have fun with your boyz!! ~jjlibra

Andy | 6:51 PM

It was fun meeting you! And yeah, that was quite the room!

Mom101 | 9:25 PM

Can I put a big vote into Seal Press for an East Coast tour? With Archer? And paid childcare?

So glad it all went swimmingly. Only wish I had been there.

Maternal Mirth | 10:37 PM

Why does it appear that Jesus is looking *right at* the velvet boobies?

... I am going to hell in a Ferrari, I am.

aceiatx | 10:11 AM

Did the farther unicorn bite the nose off the closer one? Something is odd there...

kittenpie | 3:37 PM

OMG my daughter would looooove the pink unicorns.

GIRL'S GONE CHILD | 8:49 PM

I'm pretty sure we all deserve a couple of pink unicorns on our castle walls. And you're right J, it totally looks like scarlett. Ha!

mamasnest | 9:16 PM

My husband has told me many a-tale about that boobage... to finally see with my own eyes. wow!

Jessica | 11:34 AM

Oh no...I was at Powell's last year and never saw the velvet art!