A Christmas Story

Annnnnd scene.
..."Is there anything you want to ask Santa?" my mother asked.

Archer thought for a moment and then proclaimed excitedly, "Yes! I'd like to know how old he is!"

"Is there anything else you want to ask him? Like... what you want for Christmas, maybe?"

"Oh yeah! I forgot about that," he smiled. "But I also want to know how old he is."
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