It wasn't until THIS happened that we finally made our decision. I literally called Hal three seconds after reading about the K- Pelmo controversy and said, "THIS is our Halloween costume!" and Hal said, "YES."
We didn't even have to discuss who would dress up as whom. That's what (almost!) six years of marriage will do to a couple of freaks. And yes, Best Week Ever we are freak-to-the-deak.
Elmo kissed a girl and he totally fucking LOVED it. But then Katy wanted to play dress-up which was NOT Elmo's deal AT. ALL. That's when shit got totally weird.
"Elmo! Don't you want to PLAAAAY!"
"YES, Katy! I want to play! Yes."
"But where are your dress up clothes?"
"What do you mean? I totally whore dress up clothes'!"
"Uh-oh. Elmo made a typo! I meant WORE..."
"So-reeeeee. Elmo belong in the naughty chair?"
"Yes, Elmo. Hold on, I'll chase you there!"
Just kidding. Your socks are lovely. And always welcome here!
P.S. Keep on keepin' on, Katy Perry. You inspire wonderful shenanigans.
P.P.S. Can't spell "marital bliss" without "Hal" either. Hal, you're the best.