Today some old-and-hairy dude pulled over while I was taking a stroll with Archer and the dogs and asked me if I wanted another.
"Another baby," he said. "I would be happy to give you one." *WINK*WINK*
Unfortunately he drove off before I had the chance to laugh in his face for being such an assfarm*.
Do old-fogie-perverts think women like them to pull over and offer their sad-shriveled-sperm? I mean? What's even the point?
Let's just say hypothetically speaking I said:
"Why yes, sir! I would love to have your baby! In fact, hold these baggies of dog-poop for me while I strip naked right here in the middle of the street!"
I have a feeling he would have driven away even faster, which could only mean, Poopmonkey wanted to either: A. Pay me a compliment (seriously doubt it) or B. Make me feel like a victim. Unfortunately for him he C. Embarrassed himself.
Now I will feel sorry for him for .02 seconds.
Okay, I'm done.
...Oh and speaking of men who embarrass themselves (And yes, this is real):
*Assfarm (adj) -- A person BIGGER than an asshole, and completely full of shit. Horseshit and cowshit and sheepshit and chickenshit. And rotten eggs. And other stuff that stinks.