Archer's 2nd Birthday: A Photo Essay

We celebrated Archer's birthday Saturday night. Here we are looking celebratory:

Hal was in charge of decorations so it wasn't surprising when I came home to a pile of "caterpillar" balloons:

Which became "caterpillar decorations"...

I made due and with the help of my mother, decorated my parent's house with large phallic objects:

Fortunately (or unfortunately) no one noticed. Probably because they were far too busy breastfeeding:

Or posing for portraits by the pool:

Archer wore his finest imported chaussures for the occasion from Pareeee...

The youngest guests arrived with yellow-shirted escorts:

And oh how we danced...

...if i had the chance I'd ask the world to dance but I'm a dancing with my el-elf... oh whoawhawhoa!

And made cake (out of the box):

And made a wish!

Actually, I made a wish because Archer's still too young BUT I did make a wish on his behalf and it had to do with dragons. Anyway...

He ate a lot of cake:

And even had left-overs:

Received gifts...

...And headlocks:

Sadly Archer got very little attention:

And none from me, either:

JK! I ate him all up.




Anonymous | 4:31 AM

Happy 2nd sweet Archer!

Anonymous | 4:32 AM

Great blog !
Marina (from France)

Wendy | 5:55 AM

Happy Birthday, Archer!! Looks like lots of fun.

motherbumper | 7:13 AM

OMG - that looked like soooo muuuuch fun! And the phallic balloons - priceless.

I'm glad you had so much fun, family and friends GGC and a huge HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARCHER from MB and Bumper.

foodiemama | 8:23 AM

happy b-day dude! we can't wait to see you again and give you a b-day hi-5!

Scar | 9:27 AM

I love the birthday pictures! Sooooo cute!

Chris | 10:20 AM

Looks like everyone had a great time. Happy 2nd, Archer!

Cool shoes, dude.

Anonymous | 11:17 AM

what a lucky boy.

Loukia | 11:54 AM

Yay, looks like great fun! Happy birthday to your darling little boy.

Anonymous | 1:42 PM

funny AND informative- I always thought the words were: "if i had the chance i'd ask NO ONE to dance..." Do you think that means something? ~jjibra

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) | 2:09 PM

An infrequent commentor delurking to say Happy 2nd Birthday Archer!

That picture of everyone gathered around him in the kitchen is hilarious!

Mom101 | 2:38 PM

This is what two looks like. This is what family looks like.

This is what happy looks like.

merseydotes | 5:06 PM

Happy Birthday, Archer! Such cute pictures.

Anonymous | 7:42 AM

Looks like great fun! (And who doesn't have fun with penis balloons?) And cake from a box always tastes so good! With frosting from a can? Mmmm, yum.

Happy Birthday Archer!

Anonymous | 8:43 AM

you are one of the hottest moms i've ever seen, seriously.

Anonymous | 10:13 AM

Happy Birthday Archer!

Rest assured that your mom's wish on your behalf was totally awesome. She's got quite the imagination, that one!


Namito | 10:20 AM

Thanks for putting your party on line!

Caterpillar balloons, huh?

BOSSY | 3:11 PM

You're never too young to make a wish. Happy Birthday, Archer!

Anonymous | 3:42 PM

Happy birthday, Archer!

It's all downhill from here, little man. Trust me.

Anonymous | 9:27 PM

i hope you saved a bite of archer for me. delicious, indeed. happy birthday, handsome.

Carla | 7:46 AM

Sweet pics! I just stopped in to say Happy Birthday, Archer!

mox | 9:35 PM

I got my husband, who never reads blogs, to laugh his butt off at this post. Happy bday!!

Gina | 11:09 PM

Nice balloon sculpture, GGC! Funny!

Happy Birthday, Archer! He's turned into quite the little man! What a hunk!

Anonymous | 2:29 PM

you know what's great? when you eat them all up and then they're still there, all ready to be munched on again.

happy birthday, sweet little Archer-man.


Anonymous | 5:34 PM

those balloons are the balls.