The Twenty-Two Hour Nap: If only I could get a job as a freelance napper. That would be awesome.
Bribing for Brotherhood: Because Ice Cream makes everything more exciting.
The Sleep Pattern is Always Greener on the Other Side: Speaking of freelance nappers. Archer's fired.
Not Very Superstitious. Writing's On the Blog: Blogger (n): person who cannot wait to tell his/her own secrets, no matter the consequences.