Then I read the following message in my my myspace inbox:
So maybe I did get beer bottles thrown at my face and was sold to the new girl for $2.00. But at the risk of being a hypocrite, I will also admit to being on the other side of things from time to time.
Remember me? You were a real bitch to me in high school!!!!!! (endless exclamation points.)
But for the record, "Me"'s profile photo was a glamour shot. And not in an ironic way.
I'm just saying...