Today, my car got its ass kicked by a palm tree.
AGAIN. I'm starting to wonder if maybe this is a sign. Maybe my
love/hate relationship with Los Angeles is becoming more of a masochistic one? Or maybe the Gods are punishing me for driving a
green station wagon. Maybe if I get it painted black with flames on the sides and tint the windows and hook-up some phat
reems, the local trees will stop fucking with me.
Maybe?Second thought, probably not. Some trees just cannot be reasoned with and/or befriended. Is it just me or does this tree look like a total dick?
"I like long walks on the beach, trunks with big coconuts and fucking up green station wagons..."I mean, seriously? Who says that?
Sometimes I just shake my head at life. I just shake my head.
GGC
"I like long walks on the beach, trunks with big coconuts and fucking up green station wagons..."
18 comments:
oh no...the wind was going crazy today....perhaps the tree and the wind had some bet over your car. sorry!!!
The wind was hella crazy today. Sorry about your car!
I know! My flowers were frigging uprooted! I guess it could be worse. We could have been IN the car. Oy.
Damn the wind and the palm trees. Maybe the palm tree could be turned into a nice handbag??
Yeah thank goodness you were not in the car! But OMG, that does suck! Sorry!
OMG! that's crazy. I'm soooooooo glad you and the coolest kid in the world weren't in the car!---
p.s. I just visually hugged the READY handbag. Seriously.
super cute, right? I've had my eye on the kelly green "ditch" bag for weeks. Arghhhhhrrrghh.
I feel ya.
I had the wind trying to knock me off my motorcycle all the way home. It was like someone was pulling the road out from under me. Damn wind.
Oh, crap! Our new house is on a street lined with palm trees. Should I be scared?
So sorry about your car!
omg insane. i'm sorry dude!
Psh...Some palm trees just have no consideration for others.
eeep... well at least the wind blew away all the smog, right? right? okay, maybe no silver lining here.... sorry about your car and the asshole palm trees.
1. i am so glad you guys are OK.
2. $400 for a fucking handbag? and people hassle me for buying an $800 stroller.
3. agreed, palm trees *are* assholes.
4. sorry about your ride.
5. MOVE TO PORTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xobmc
Was it least a good coconut?
I know that tree!
The mofo dented the hood of my car with one of it's man-fronds.
And then never called.
did you wrong palm trees in a previous life?
If I paid $400 for a handbag I'd feel as though I'd need to revoke my membership in the human race. How's that for a True Mom Confession?
But did you eat the coconut?
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