Riding ponies at the Del Mar Fair, Father's Day
"Happy Boo-tay tooooo you. Happy Boo-tay tooooo you. Happy Boo-tay dear MOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY. Happy Boo-tay toooooo you."
It's amazing how something so simple could quite possibly be the best birthday present ever.
Of course, I'll most likely spending the remainder of my 27th boo-tay sitting through hours of VBACs and homebirths and C-sections, disgruntled birthing mothers and tears of happiness:
"Come on, Cindy! Push! I know you can do it! I can see the head crowning! One more! You got it, girlfriend. PUSSSSSHHHHHH. There you go. And... OH MY GOD! .... It's a boy! It's a brand new baby.... Whoa! You're cutting the cord yourself? Hardcore, Cindy. You are hardcore!"
Oh, if the Bec of yesteryear could see me now.
I'd also like to say, on this historical day, how proud I am of California for its recognition of same-sex marriage, A victorious day for human-rights and human beings and all who seek matrimony.