A post-op dog, a sick three-year-old and a swollen pregnant lady walk into a bar...
Unfortunately I've been unable to find a punch-line to our current situation but there is good news! Cooper's recovering well from yesterday's surgery and is now able to sit down and stand up without assistance.
As for Archer, he hasn't thrown up on me since last night! So... we're turning a corner, here at the infirmary.
*Knocking on wood*