Think Sharper Image is merely a catalog boasting overpriced junk that no one needs? So do I. But instead of flipping to page three to roll your eyes at the electronic nose trimmer slash toothbrush slash "massager" with strobe effects, how about handing the ol' catalog over to your young'n. He/she will thank you and pretty soon- hours of fine shredding fun, giving you the must needed time to brush up on your latin and/or get some reading done of your own!
Other unwanted catalogs including Lands End, Lillian Vernon and/or Sears can be substituted as well.