Archer is sick and now I am sick so it is not a happy campsite today. Archer refuses the aspirator like I'm trying to suck his brains out through his nostrils and every time I try to do a sneak suck, he flips out, screams, punches me in the face, drop kicks me and then throws the damn thing out the window.
Does anyone, for the love of God have any advice? This is our first bad cold so I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I just want the snot out of his nose with as little a production as possible. Am I kidding myself? Is this doable? Is the aspirator just another gadget to make a GGC go wild? (And not in the tit-flashing, girl-on-girl shower action, "CABO SAN LUCAS SPRING BREAK RULES!" way.)
Please. Help. Me.