Banner Banter

I'm in the market for a new banner. Everyone is doing it and the GGC face is about as exciting as a Blogger template allows. Sooooooo... because I know nothing about graphic design, I am asking GGC readers to help me out with their creative genius. If you have any ideas and/or can whip something up with little effort, the winning banner will be featured in the NY Times, Vogue, The New Yorker and Highlights for Children. Just kidding. The Winner will get a GGC Rapz all about their blog which is a totally lame prize but the best I can do at the moment when Dadz is jobless and the Gay TV Network owes him three months pay. Not kidding. We're drinking ground cardboard right now.

Kinda wanted to play with the Girls Gone Child/Wild title but superimposing Archer's face on a half-naked woman is kind of pushing it. Ideas?



Anonymous | 12:54 PM

I just emailed you.


I couldn't remember their name ~ I thank you kindly.


How about a preggo chick ala girls gone wild (cute and caricaturish of course) doing any of the following ~

*sneering at the traditional GGW ladies.

*Posing for a camera in a big tub with belly floating above holding pacifier, bottle, and who knows what -


Sexy looking GGW girl totally looking HOT like other said girls but - holding a baby. :)

~I'm probably very unoriginal but maybe someone can play off that.

Anonymous | 1:06 PM

I don't know if you got my email. Email hates me.

Anyways, I whipped something up using retro illustrations because LA and retro go hand in hand. Plus, there is less likelyhood of copyright violations. Let me know if you like it.

It was the eating cardboard bit that got to manipulative beeeatch!


loooooooooooooooooooooooooove it.

Anonymous | 2:53 PM

my idea is to have some super hot bitch with her arms in the air like she is doing the girls gone wild thing, but instead have an infant nestled up to the boob BREASTFEEDING! With the Girls Gone Child! underneath it!

Yay! I think its an awesome idea.

Mom101 | 3:53 PM

what am I, an idiot doing my own crappy photoshop work? Reluctant is a PRO and that banner is so cool! Lucky girl, ggc...ask and you shall receive.

Anonymous | 5:47 PM

Where is this banner? I wanna see it *whines*

Anonymous | 5:48 PM

Okay -- I got it --

Me likey. Me really really likey.

MrsFortune | 5:50 PM

Yah, I guess I'm an idiot along with Mom 101!! Awesome banner housewife!!! OMG! You rawk.

Hey GGC, I was just dropping in, HOW excited are you for the FINALE of Project Runway? I'm putting my money on Daniel. He's yummy. Ooh ... I'll know who won before you! There are a few advantages to being in this god foresaken central time zone!


fortune- we have sattelite so I'll be watching at 7pm!!!!! HOOOOOORAY! AND dude, I am sooooo excited. I'm rooting for Daniel but I think Santino is going to win. His collection looks unbelievable. I am shitting my pants in anticipation. Viva la Fashionista!

And yes, indeed I am a lucky girl. RH is my hero. Her banner rocks my party. I'm all a flutter over here.

Anonymous | 5:58 PM

ooooh I wanna see! ::cry::

Anonymous | 5:59 PM

Sorry I'm a tard.. Great Banner Reluctant!


Chris | 8:58 PM

That is a great banner! GGC, if you need any help with a new layout, feel free to contact me.


oooooh, thanks Chag! I will because I soooo do not speak html. Thanks a lot for offering :)

the stefanie formerly known as stefanierj | 5:54 PM

Wow, that's a great banner, Reluctant! I had to pay in cheeseburgers, brownies, and cookies for MY new banner. Please say you're gonna use it, GGC--it's very delish.

kittenpie | 5:57 AM

very cool, with a soupcon of cute.


Totally using RH's banner. Dude, it's perfecto! And no on to the full spa web-makeover.

Kristi | 1:14 PM

Good choice, cuz Reluctant came up with a goodun! Can't wait to see it!

Anonymous | 5:40 PM

Looks amazing GGC - it's the shite, baby..