V is for Vaccine.
W is for "Woops! The vaccine gave him chicken pox!"
S is for solitary confinement.
A is for annoyed that we have spent the last three days indoors and when we do leave the house we have to hide Archer under a tarp as not to scare anyone.
U is for "Unusual. This is very unusual for the vaccine to actually give the child chicken pox."
D is for "Duh! So is a car-jacking and the botched circumcision I have not yet posted about (YET!) and, and, and ... Basically we have been hearing a lot of "this is VERY unusual" lately. Call me crazy but I'm waiting for something to actually BE "usual."
O is for Oh well. It could be worse. It could always be worse.
B is for bored. We are extremely bored. B-O-R-E-D.
H is for heatwave, as in it's been 789 degrees every day and the kiddy pool is not big enough for my postpardum ass.
S is for support as in "tech support" as in, has this ever happened to your child? Use your words, please.
G is for GGC