Two Words: Dumb Chills.
Are you kidding me, Conde Nast? Between Fashion Rocks, sucking major ass (where was the fashion, btw? And Donna Karan? Honey... Oh, no you didn't with your boobage) and Parenting Magazine being, well, you read this post, I'm hereby resigning every magazine subscription I have.
Goodbye Vogue. Goodbye New Yorker. You're all dead to me.