I know. I know. Poo-poo Haiku has such a better "ring" to it but my recent experience with getting peed on in the shower inspired the following verse:
My Golden Arches
Showers with Mommy!
Ha! I peed on your shoulder.
Squirt gun time. Aim! Fire!
Your Golden Arches
Dude. Don't pee on me.
Even when in the shower
As always, feel free to express your own pee-ativity in the comments. I'm sure (especially if you have a son) that you have been peed on all sorts of times in all sorts of interesting ways! Please share. Awesome!
I also would like to wish my Dad a very happy birthday. I worship you, dude and I'm sorry if I ever peed on your when I was younger. (It totally sucks, doesn't it?)
I digress... Have a wonderful day and year and always. Thank you for being such an amazing father to me and grandfather to Archer. I am in awe of you, always. BFF.
Keep rapping.. Soma!
Love you x infinity googolplex.
Rebecca & Archer